Funny — Page 2

“I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading!”

“A merry heart does good, like a medicine.”

“With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.”

“He who goes slowly goes safely.”

“The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.”

“Let sleeping dogs lie.”

“A bad workman blames his tools.”

“One swallow does not make a summer.”

“Haste makes waste.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”

“The cobbler's children have no shoes.”

“Don't count your chickens before they hatch.”

“United we stand, divided we fall.”

“Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.”

“A person's a person, no matter how small.”

“I would not, could not, in a box. I would not, could not, with a fox.”

“It was no doubt a wonderful frog.”

“Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.”

“I always prefer to believe the best of everybody; it saves so much trouble.”

“I am a great eater of beef, and I believe that does harm to my understanding.”