Comedy

“There is no book so bad that it does not have something good in it.”

“All right, then, I'll go to hell.”

“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.”

“There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”

“Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.”

“If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.”

“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.”

“There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. Nothing else.”

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”

“All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players.”

“If music be the food of love, play on.”

“Forewarned is forearmed.”